What happens when you:

1.

Find a diverse group of creative, powerful holistic facilitators & practitioners…

2.

Get them living together for a week in an abundant natural paradise…

3.

Nourish them with beautiful food and comfortable live-work spaces, and…

4.

Give them the resources for an amazing time?

For the past 2 years, that's exactly what we've been doing.

The Laughing Orchard has become a community hub and transformation centre for a global network of beautiful magicians.

Since 2022, we've been developing the land with a vision of harmony, abundance, and permanence; through natural architecture, food forests, and a vibrant community of curious souls.

We've watched the land manifest groups of strangers, alchemize connections, opportunities, and transformations.

So we heard, and answered, the call to create a formal offering, rooted in nature, community, and magic:

The Collision Retreat

What’s a Collision Retreat™?

A week of intentional accidents.

We know what happens when you gather a group of special, aligned beings in a place that's calling for them, without an agenda - we call it magic.

This retreat has no fixed program.

Instead, we create:

A group of 7-12 competent ‘magic’ practitioners with 2 hosts.

A group of 7-12 competent ‘magic’ practitioners with 2 hosts.

Daily circles to check-in, and create our schedule from in-the-moment inspiration.

Daily circles to check-in, and create our schedule from in-the-moment inspiration.

An environment conducive to spontaneous flow and manifesting ideas in the moment.

We have, on hand, various tricks up our sleeves:

We have, on hand, various tricks up our sleeves:

We have, on hand, various tricks up our sleeves:

We have, on hand, various tricks up our sleeves:

Yoga deck, natural cob sauna, and a fruit-tree-filled-fairy-forest right on the land.

Yoga deck, natural cob sauna, and a fruit-tree-filled-fairy-forest right on the land.

Yoga deck, natural cob sauna, and a fruit-tree-filled-fairy-forest right on the land.

Workshops & activities by retreat hosts & LO friends, based on expertise.

Workshops & activities by retreat hosts & LO friends, based on expertise.

Workshops & activities by retreat hosts & LO friends, based on expertise.

Workshops & activities by retreat hosts & LO friends, based on expertise.

Majestic island spots like caves, secret beaches, peaks, hikes, and abandoned villages.

Majestic island spots like caves, secret beaches, peaks, hikes, and abandoned villages.

Majestic island spots like caves, secret beaches, peaks, hikes, and abandoned villages.

Majestic island spots like caves, secret beaches, peaks, hikes, and abandoned villages.

Majestic island spots like caves, secret beaches, peaks, hikes, and abandoned villages.

Natural thermal springs, rivers, waterfalls, and forests at walking distance.

Natural thermal springs, rivers, waterfalls, and forests at walking distance.

Natural thermal springs, rivers, waterfalls, and forests at walking distance.

Natural thermal springs, rivers, waterfalls, and forests at walking distance.

Our offering is simple:

Step into a space where your magic is seen, received and amplified; your gifts are mirrored and celebrated, and the unexpected becomes a supercharged source of joy and growth.

Dates: 6 - 12th April 2025 — Price: 900€ - 1200€ — Location: S. Miguel, Azores, Portugal

Who’s this for?

This is for anyone who has a developed magical practice around which their life is built.

These could be, have been, and are by no means limited to: witches, wizards, shamans, priestesses, tantrikas, yogis, coaches, guides, facilitators, transcendental artists & writers, talkers, musicians, connectors, innovators, engineers, firewalkers, psychics & meditators, healers, breathers, bodyworkers, lost world researchers, ideators & manifestors, discoverers & empowerers... you get the message.

The invitation is to bring yourself and whatever you need to feel comfortable; to enjoy yourself, share what comes naturally to you, and be open to listening to and receiving others.

Talk to our team & join the April 2025 Collision!

Dates: 6 - 12th April 2025 — Price: 900€ - 1200€ — Location: S. Miguel, Azores, Portugal
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Your Hosts

Alex Bulkin

Alex is the founder and visionary of the Laughing Orchard; we like to call him Dumbledore.

Alex professionally navigates liminal spaces between logical and magical, materialistic and spiritual, technological and intuitive.

His mission at the Laughing Orchard is to develop the relationship with the nature spirits of the land and to introduce others to the land’s power to create and manifest.

He describes himself as the caretaker and the guide, making sure that the visitors are aware of the land’s presence and power and can interact with it consciously and intentionally.

Mat Thomas

Mat is the USA’s first Chessboxing World Champion, a combat sports commentator, and a content creator focussed on chessboxing, holistic wellness, and peak human performance.

After a stint as a tech employee, Matt spent 4 years traveling to over 40 countries while becoming a yoga instructor, studying martial arts, and building his own fitness concept called Fight and Flow. In 2018 he became the first American to compete in a global Chessboxing championship, and won the 90kg class.

Matt describes his life mission as three-fold: 1) Generate over $1B of philanthropy for causes worth fighting for, 2) Fuse ancient eastern wisdom with modern science to unlock peak human performance, and 3) Grow the sport of Chessboxing into a mainstream Olympic sport.

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About the Laughing Orchard

About the Laughing Orchard

Laughing Orchard is a secluded center inside the volcanic crater of Furnas, on the São Miguel Island of the Azores archipelago.

The center has been founded based on a vision of creating a balance between thinking and dreaming, mainstream and shamanistic perception, and left-brain and right-brain.

The Laughing Orchard is a place you come to ignite a spark of creative manifestation inside and receive a little boost on their journey. The place where you come to meet other like-minded people.

The center has been founded based on a vision of creating a balance between thinking and dreaming, mainstream and shamanistic perception, and left-brain and right-brain.

The Laughing Orchard is a place you come to ignite a spark of creative manifestation inside and receive a little boost on their journey. The place where you come to meet other like-minded people.

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Ready to Join Us?

Dates: 6 - 12th April 2025 — Price: 900€ - 1200€

Spaces are limited to ensure an intimate and meaningful experience. Early bird pricing ends February 14, 2025.

Questions? We’ve Got You Covered

How do I book my stay at the Laughing Orchard?
Can I stay longer than the duration of the scheduled program?
How do I get around the island? Is there public transportation?
Will I have the opportunity for alone time away from others?
I am vegan, will there be options for me?

Questions? We’ve Got You Covered

How do I book my stay at the Laughing Orchard?
Can I stay longer than the duration of the scheduled program?
How do I get around the island? Is there public transportation?
Will I have the opportunity for alone time away from others?
I am vegan, will there be options for me?

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Laughing Orchard

Furnas, Sao Miguel, Azores, Portugal

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Stay Connected with The Laughing Orchard & Magical Experiences.

To hear about our upcoming collision events sign up for our newsletter and follow us on Instagram for updates and inspiration.

Laughing Orchard

Furnas, Sao Miguel, Azores, Portugal

© 2024 – Laughing Orchard. All Rights Reserved.

Stay Connected with The Laughing Orchard & Magical Experiences.

To hear about our upcoming collision events sign up for our newsletter and follow us on Instagram for updates and inspiration.

Laughing Orchard

Furnas, Sao Miguel, Azores, Portugal

© 2024 – Laughing Orchard. All Rights Reserved.

Stay Connected with The Laughing Orchard & Magical Experiences.

To hear about our upcoming collision events sign up for our newsletter and follow us on Instagram for updates and inspiration.

Laughing Orchard

Furnas, Sao Miguel, Azores, Portugal

© 2024 – Laughing Orchard. All Rights Reserved.

Stay Connected with The Laughing Orchard & Magical Experiences.

To hear about our upcoming collision events sign up for our newsletter and follow us on Instagram for updates and inspiration.

Laughing Orchard

Furnas, Sao Miguel, Azores, Portugal

© 2024 – Laughing Orchard. All Rights Reserved.